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DFO Crime Beat!: It’s Always Stompy In Philadelphia
Welcome to the emotionally-barren frigid wasteland that is the NFL Off-Season. While we will try to fill the void with obsessive draft coverage (“He’s…
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Your “Finally!” And “It’s All Over After This?!” Super Bowl Open Thread
Well, somehow we made it. I’m so glad that we didn’t have to turn the car around due to bad behavior. Does everyone know…
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Superbowl #Content from Ben Blank, Uproxx Chief Creative Officer
I’m not here to talk about that thing that’s happening over the weekend. I’m here to talk about #content and #branding! That’s what we’re really …
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The Son Of The Morning Star Shall This Year Rise In The West!
Narrator: George Armstrong Custer was a United States Army officer and cavalry commander in the American Civil War and the American Indian Wars. Raised in…
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Tom Brady’s PED Scandal, Part 3: Cracks in the Foundation
Here was the thing about last week’s AFC Championship game — whichever quarterback won would need to face a week on Super Bowl Radio Row…
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A Friendly Wager
Operator: Charlottesville Telephone Operator Extension 035115, how may I direct your call?….I see, yes sir, one moment please….(Phone Clicks)…Alright, you are connected to the video conference…
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Fan Free Agency
As many of you know, I am the founder and proprietor of this particular dick joke and football blog. I am also a man…
