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Colin Cowherd Has A Special Guest
Cowherd: Welcome back to The Herd here on FS1 – the only talk show where you can get the raw, unfiltered truth about sports,…
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Tom Brady’s PED Scandal, Scene 2: Manning, Matthews, and Terrorist News
It’s been over a month and half since the Boston Magazine story highlighting the relationship between Tom Brady and Dr Alex Guerrero. As was…
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Christmas Origins: A Heathen Explains.
For the uninitiated, non-Christian, non-Anglican, or extra terrestrial, Christmas is a seriously weird-ass holiday. In it’s current iteration in the U.S. we are, in…
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Donald Trump Gets A Friendly Call
A phone rings in a spacious, luxurious apartment in Trump Tower. A large, dead caterpillar perched atop a molding orange answers. …
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Tales from the Cabal
Setting: Midnight, a dimly lite conference room in New York City “Gentlemen, I need a status report on Project Nerf. Are we still on…
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AWWWOOOOOOOOO
So it happened. Rob Ryan has officially been callously booted from the sinking riverboat that is the Neyw Orlins Saints. I come to bury…
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Tom Brady’s PED Scandal Begins
In you case you missed it — and you probably did because the story was published on a Friday before a government holiday three-day…
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FLAGS FOR THE FLAG GOD
[Deep beneath 345 Park Avenue, carved from the bedrock a millennium ago, lurks a dark and sinister temple. Within its smoky, yellow fabric draped halls corrupted…