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Bengals Bye Week – God’s Merciful Reprieve
Well, it’s the bye week for the Cincinnati Bengals and I’ve been asked to write something up for my team. I could do an…
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“What Does It Matter? We Know How It’ll End” – The Falcons Coming Off Their Bye
Well, when I started this, I had them pegged at 4-0. Then they shit the bed versus the Bills and I had to retype…
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![Your “I Haven’t Watched Them Play a Single Snap” Washington [Redacted]s at the BYE](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Kirk-Sextant.gif)
Your “I Haven’t Watched Them Play a Single Snap” Washington [Redacted]s at the BYE
So far this season, I have watched about a total of one hour of live NFL football, split between two games: The first 30ish…
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Donks at the 2017 Bye – Home Sweet Home
After 4 weeks, it’s really too early to draw any firm conclusions. That said, perhaps the Donks are just a hair better than I…
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Season In the Abyss: The Last Packer Capers of Captain BlueBunny
“Hey Shogun Marcus, what’s with the Captain BlueBunny?” First of all, who are you, who sent you, and how do you know my name?…
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Hastily Assembled Much-Needed Mid-Season Hiatus, or, New York Jets at the Bye
(This is a collaborative effort between entropy and Senor Weaselo. We blame any and all errors on theweebabySeamus) The interior of a network executive’s…
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Denver at the 2016 Bye (No Ofence)
Like, literally. And Mile High Sanchize ain’t comin’ through that door, he’s fat, dumb, and happy as the Future NFC Champion Dallas Cowboys’ backup…
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“When Not All Tires Catch Fire” – The Atlanta Falcons At Their Bye
First of all, let’s kick this mother off right: The Falcons are 6-4 and on their bye this weekend. Let that sink in for a…
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![Chargers at the Bye: A [DFO] Roundtable](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/usatsi_9513985.jpg)