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It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 4
I looked up to see Sally staring down at me. She had the same expression on her face as I had seen in the…
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Something new and weird – Monday Open Thread
No Warhammer tonight, instead I wanted to introduce you to the SCP Foundation, SCP stands for Secure, Control, Protect. They are like the Men…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Mother’s Day Edition
Once again I find myself remembering that Monday comes after Sunday and that Monday means mock drafts, but I only remember after 11 when…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. American Idioms or Phrases that use the S word
Tonight’s post category comes from my dirty dirty dirty mouth. One cannot call oneself an American if one cannot use the word “shit” in…
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Request Line: May Flowers
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY… DJ 3000 and various other robot entities remain trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. A miniaturized…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Beach Daydreaming
Hello and happy Friday you fine people. This week has been a bit of a productivity struggle. I mean, let’s be real here. Most…
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Your “Mock What Now?” Thursday Night Open Thread
Banner Photo from MST3K’s twitter As you all know, during the offseason, Horatio runs a series of mock drafts to keep us from working…
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BattleBots Beat: …We’re Calling it May Madness Now?
I wish that were a joke, but no, that was from the Facebook page (Update: Or from Chris Rose’s Twitter). First of all, it…
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Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 18: The 2013 Youabian Puma
[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest’s “Breakin’ The Law”.] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN’ BACK, BITCHES!…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Congressional Mad Libs!
In a move that shocks either nobody or everybody, New York Congressman George Santos turned himself in as the Justice Department this morning and…