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It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 3
I was waiting in the lobby bar when she walked in carrying her cinq à sept bag. She looked stunning in an outfit that…
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No Warhammer tonight – Monday Open Thread
Evening everyone. No Warhammer tonight as we had a rather traumatic weekend. Like LLL we also lost a rabbit, but unlike poor Bun Bun,…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Hey, Who’s This Dunstan Guy?
Yesterday afternoon, while perusing the Kentucky Derby comments and making my own pick to win, (can’t believe Emmitt Smith let me down like that),…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. Bar Orders
Tonight’s post category again comes from my stomach. Well, probably closer to my liver. I don’t drink like I did when I was younger.…
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Request Line: Micro Machines
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY… DJ 3000 and various other robot entities remain trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. DJ 3000…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Crowning Achievements
Happy Friday, Cinco de Mayo and Kentucky Derby weekend! Normally in this space this time of year and especially this weekend, I’d get creative…
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Guest Lecture Series: We Need to Stop Disrespecting the Memory of Lieutenant Porkins
Editor’s Note: Hello, and welcome to the latest edition of the DFO Guest Lecture Series! We’ve had the privilege of welcoming folks like Mike…
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BattleBots Beat: Bracket VII Awaits
Welp, here we go. Last week of the prelims, or of the regular season, however you want to describe it. For some teams, it’s…
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Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 17: The 2009 Covini C6W
[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest’s “Breakin’ The Law”.] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN’ BACK, BITCHES!…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Meanwhile, in the City…
Welp, what do we got for today? Apart from disproportionate Knicks hype, as of course, is tradition. This gives a slight sigh of relief…