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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Live Laugh Whatever
Oh hey, it’s 11:39 pm on a Sunday night and I just remembered I need to have one of these up and running tomorrow.…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. Items to Order at Fast Food Places
Tonight’s post category comes from my stomach. As a good American, fast food has comprised an unhealthy percentage of my diet since I was…
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Request Line: Takin’ the Kommentariat to the Zoo
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY… DJ 3000 and various other robot entities remain trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. DJ 3000…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Mixing It Up.
Happy Friday everyone! This week I’m doing things a bit different here. I’m making a virgin cocktail. A virgin margarita to be exact. This…
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Horatio Does The 2023 Draft, V It’s Like 3.0 Now
I’m writing this Sunday, April 23rd, and of course by that I mean that I’m re-writing it on Tuesday, April 25th, because the Jets…
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BattleBots Beat: Several Obligatory Titans Clashing Jokes…
Welcome back to the Beat! Yeah, the title I could have gone multiple ways with, so I decided on… none of them! So enjoy…
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Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 16: The 2005 Citroën C3 Pluriel
[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest’s “Breakin’ The Law”.] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN’ BACK, BITCHES!…
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ABSOLUTE SCENES! Tuesday Open Thread
Hello, you beautiful reprobates! It is I, your beloved spiritual-leader-cum-figurehead-for-social-control! It’s almost draft time, and when you open any sports website or (god forbid)…
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Retreat of Darkness
…there was a pause of profound stillness, then a match flared, and David Dunn’s lean face appeared, worn, hollow, with downward folds and dropped…
