DFOing Good – Page 258 – [DOOR FLIES OPEN]

Request Line: This Suit Burns Better – Look!

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER sits in front of his desktop computer, frowning. He clicks the mouse, clicks it again, the waits…

“Give me the coffee to deal with the things I can control, give me alcohol to deal with the things I can’t” I heard…

The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where Old School Zero is currently sleeping on the couch while The Principal (starring Jim Belushi!) plays on the…

Well, Jim. This is it. I’m tellin’ ya, things are getting dire here. I can’t even get good steaks for the dogs delivered promptly…

We have a family friend who is in a bad way right now. He’s actually my mother’s hairdresser and he’s as gay as the…

Welcome back to my continuing series on the James Bond films, broken down by decade. Last time, I started considering how they’ve aged, how…

Government. Am I right? I recently attempted to mail a standard, domestic mail package to a common acquaintance. The result was a two week…

We’re almost at the end of April! Who would have thought that time would fly by so quickly under this quarantine/lockdown/whatever you want to…

For those of you who remember the 80s, there was a humanitarian crisis at the time known as “Ethiopia”. Lots of starvation due to…

With the way things are these day my diurnal rhythm is completely messed up. I’m lucky if I know what day it is, let…