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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY? OR MAYBE NIGHT? IT ALL SEEMS TO BE BLENDING TOGETHER WHEN YOU DON’T GO OUTSIDE ANYMORE. The PRODUCER is…

Well, its Friday once again. That means we’re mixing drinks again. Usually, my cocktail selection process follows one of two paths. I either search…

The scene: The future! And yes, by that I mean The Wasteland future, so it’s all desolation and rocks and tumbleweeds and sand. Much…

Greetings, fellow shut-ins. We like to use the term ‘shut-ins’ around here to mock our propensity for staying indoors on our various devices while…

The banner is NOT a selfie—oh, hi! I’m Don McClure. You might remember me from group posts such as “It’s Called ‘Fútbol’, You Bastards”…

So Johnny, what are your draft plans this year? Well, Jim, I can tell you this: the highest-ranking Ohio State player on the board…

Author’s Note: The subtitle this week is perhaps a little bit ironic. Mostly because I have very little motivation this week. I’m also lazy…

Here we stand at the precipice of the culmination of the greatest theoretical sports competition of all time. More thrilling than a hundred chess…

Nothing on the docket today so far so I’m gonna push this in. Talk about whatever you want. Heck, you will anyway, LOL. Speaking…

Some answers only Scotchy knows. NFL Nuggets: three days until the Draft Jameis Winston claims he is being “methodical” in his search for a…