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Holdout At The OK Corral: Your 2019 Dallas Cowboys Preview
As I write this Ezekiel Elliott continues his holdout, refusing to report to the Cowboys until he gets Todd Gurley money. Shit-talker and general…
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Wednesday Motivational – Draw The Line
Balls Of Steel And Fury likes to say that his mantra is “Live and Let Die”. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7aGAIWe3uE And while I wouldn’t phrase it that…
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A Wrinkle In Time: Your 2019 Kansas City Chiefs A Day Late Because Horatio Screwed Up The Post Time
Whether it was setting offensive records, taking advantage of an all-you-can-eat special at Golden Corral or letting their significant others know who’s in charge,…
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Remembering Defunct NFL Teams: The New York Giants
As the NFL reaches its 100th Anniversary, it’s important to remember the the league is a wildly different beast than it was in 1920.…
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Your “Return Of The King” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Zeke is some pissed at Jerry Jones, after he found out his team’s owner made a “Zeke Who?” crack when asked about…
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Your “The Internet No Longer Has Pics of Women: Sexy Friday Cancelled” Preseason Football Open Thread
They said it could never happen but it did. Scads and mega-scads of images of girlycakes are gone from your device, scrubbed North Korea-style.…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Beerfest!
Hey everyone, happy Friday. The shoulder is doing well, thanks for asking. You didn’t? Well then, that’s just rude. Unfortunately, I’m in a sling,…
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The Picture of Tom Brady: Your 2019 New England Patriots Season Preview
SPRING 2000 The office was filled with the faint odor of cortisone gel, and when the light spring wind stirred the dust that had…
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BattleBots Beat: Some of This Might Go Badly
Welcome back to the Beat, where we get severals, nay, fews of +1s on the Reddits! Good news, I haven’t gotten angry cease &…
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Your 2019 Seattle Seahawks Preview
Rainy City Football Chums Walkthrough Here we are at the beginning of another new season and lo, what promise it holds. More replays! Endless…