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BattleBots Beat: Okay, Panic
Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, Yeti made Redshirt sad, Bronco went retro, and HyperShock still couldn’t beat Bite Force. That’s okay,…
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So It’s Come To This: The 2019 Jacksonville Jaguars Season Preview
Reader: In order to comply with the bylaws of the Door Flies Open Act of 2015, we are duly sworn to publish annual season…
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Wednesday Motivational – The Most Valuable Currency There Is
I very reluctantly listened to this speech. I didn’t expect to be moved to tears by this one. But I was. I’m not going…
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2019 Minnesota Vikings Team Preview.
Interior: Vikings draft room just prior to the 2019 NFL draft. Rick Spielman: “Alright guys. This is it. Our final draft board. Let’s go…
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Your “We Should All Be So Lucky” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Andrew Luck updates: The Colts are letting him keep his bonus money from the last contract signing. It amounts to $16.8 million,…
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Your “No Injuries. No Injuries. No Injuries” Saturday Night Open Thread
There’s a Sirius XM station that is completely dedicated to fantasy but there are no women on it (that I have heard). So you…
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Your “Perhaps Lesser Footy is better than Greater Footy after all” Thread
Good morning everyone! By the time this post airs, your pal Wakezilla will be up and atom, off on his vacation to Portland, Oregon,…
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Your “Hot Hot Hot” Friday Evening Open Thread
Oy, it’s been quite the week. I had to put on a suit and sit in the sun yesterday for about two hours. People…
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Something about Football and the Redacteds and maybe this year or whatever
Do you play Craps? Or know the basics of probability and how throwing two dice work? That’s basically the Washington team under lesser Gruden. …
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BattleBots Beat: Mo’ to 3-0
Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out we had Witch Doctor send Whiplash crashing for the first time this year, HUGE gashed Gigabyte,…
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