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Wednesday Motivational – Be Kind
I’m about to sound like a crazed Hippie. Don’t care. I try to be kind to every stranger I meet and also with those…
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Your “Holy shit, the Dolphins still exist?” 2019 Preview
/Scene opens with Wakezilla laying in bed, his two hands behind his head and his eyes wide open. Underneath the sheets is another body…
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Another Jets Preview in the Underworld, 2019 Edition
Right, this. Uh, shit. I haven’t been down in a while, being busy and all. Eh, let’s start this and I imagine someone will…
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Your “Middle Child Day” Monday Evening Open Thread
Seriously, I’m not joking. August 12 is “Middle Child Day”. It’s official and everything!!!!!! HEY LOOK IT’S THE NEW JAN BRADY!!!!! marsha, Marsha, MARSHA!!!!!…
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Your 2019 Stillers Preview
I’m supposed to preview the 2019 Steelers. Let me start with this: This entire division makes less sense than Drumpf’s cabinet. People are…
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Your “Sunday Funday, Better Than A Monday” Sunday Evening Open Thread
Ha!!!! See? I didn’t forget this time. Even though I’ve been watching baseball all day. And maybe drinking some. Allegedly. Antonio Brown has threatened…
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Wednesday Motivational – Three Days Late
With the NFL Season approaching, you jerkweeds have had a lot of kontent this week. So I pushed this back until midday today. –…
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Your “You Need A Good Scrubbing” Friday Evening Open Thread
I’m a horrible person. I’ve known this for a while. For those of you who have met me, this is not news to you…
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Your “It’s Gonna Be A Long Year” Baltimore Ravens Preview
I’ll be honest. Because of life stuff I’ve only been paying half attention (even if that) to the Ratbirds’ offseason. But here’s what I…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Pass Me The Painkillers
Well, I’ve done it again. For the third time playing hockey, I’ve dislocated my shoulder. Which, oddly enough makes mixing (shaking) drinks extremely difficult.…