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Venezuela: Starving for your attention. Your 2019 Copa América Team Preview
Reasons why you should cheer for Venezuela: Venezuela is starving for the attention of lesser footy fans who do not have any blood ties…
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BattleBots Beat: Your 2019 Preview!
Hi there, lizard people. It’s been a while, hasn’t it? But the summer’s here, and with it, large robots that would maul your face,…
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Your “Minimum Effort” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Not much talky talk tonight. Almost none at all, actually. I’m not in the mood. Besides, the more I talk, the more I get…
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DFO Radio: Eli’s Slumber Party Mixtape – Volume 2 (D.A.R.E. to Just Say No)
Oh my! I realized that I completely forgot to post last week’s Slumber Party Mixtape, so you’re getting it right now. The topic was…
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Your “Final Warning” Monday Evening Open Thread
This coming weekend (phrasing), Saturday June 8th to be specific, the first annual DFO LA Metro Pub Crawl is happening. All DFO lurkers, commentists,…
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Your “I’m Lacking In Natural Gifts” Sunday Evening Open Thread
Before I begin, I just want to compliment everyone on last night’s gif parade. That was some good hustle. Now, for those who might…
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Losers No More! Champions League Final Open Thread
It’s the biggest game of club fútbol and we’re getting the equivalent of a Vikings – Bills Superb Owl. “Can I deesterb you for…
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Your “Sometimes Less Is More” Friday Evening Open Thread
OK, I have to be careful here. Because I respect women a great deal. And I sincerely mean that. In fact ironically, trying very…
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Request Line: Eli’s Slumber Party Mixtape – Volume 3 (Getting Together)
EXT. NONDESCRIPT BROWNHOUSE, PARK SLOPE – DAY A woman in a black leather jacket carefully climbs up the front steps, swaying slightly with each…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Day of the Daiquiri
Despite unseasonably cool temperatures in the Northeast, it is after Memorial Day, and therefore officially Summer in my book. With that in mind I’m…