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Your “Nope – That’s Not Entertainment” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: It is 100 days to the start of the NFL season. Not uncoincidentally, the NFLPA sent out a note to all registered…
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Not BOTG: My Trip to Sesame Place
It’s summer time (Don’t well actually me about the date not being June 21st) which brings about new pressures of what to do with…
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Your Indy 500 / Coke 600 Memorial Day Weekend Open Thread
There is a pretty good ESPN.com article here that gives you a run-down of every entrant in the Indianapolis 500. It mentions that this…
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Your “Possibly Nihilistic” Friday Evening Open Thread
Yep, I’m mailing this one in big time this week. Mostly because I’m traveling and I procrastinated all week on writing it until it…
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Request Line: Eli’s Slumber Party Mixtape – Volume 2 (D.A.R.E. to Just Say No)
INT. ELI MANNING’S BEDROOM – NIGHT DANIEL JONES removes the set of earplugs that ELI MANNING had provided him with. DANIEL: Hey, that was…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Sweet Broiled Lemon Margarita
So, I’ve ignored this spirit long enough. It’s my fault tequila doesn’t hold a place on my bar. I usually keep vodka, whisk(e)y and…
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Your “CRAP! – My Back!” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Jesus Tapdancing Christ, did I feel old today. My back flared up, and I lost half the feeling below the waist. THE GOOD FEELING!…
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DFO Radio: Eli’s Slumber Party Mixtape – Volume 1 (Kid Stuff)
Last week, Eli got introduced to his brand new teammate Daniel Jones. We’ll see what the rest of the night has in store for…
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The Game of Thrones Finale Was Fine and Everybody Needs to Take a Nap
It was fine. Now it’s over. Go take a nap.
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