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Your Mid-Long Canadian Weekend Sunday Evening Open Thread
Is everything going well for you? The long weekend is proceeding according to plan so far. I’ve been sober long enough to survive my…
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A Saturday Evening, Canadian Houliday Weekend Open Thread
It’s the annual Victoria Day weekend up here in the Great White North, almost all of which has finally thawed out from what seemed…
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Bend Over for Banks? NEVAH
Once upon a time, until 10:00 DFO / Central time today, I was a homeowner. My Ex and I had moved out to separate…
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Your “Junk In The Trunk” Friday Evening Open Thread
This week’s edition is especially designed for my good friend BallsofSteelandFury . Even though he didn’t ask for this by specific request, he’s getting…
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Request Line: Eli’s Slumber Party Mixtape – Volume 1 (Kid Stuff)
EXT. NONDESCRIPT BROWNHOUSE, PARK SLOPE – DAY A young man carrying a duffel bag climbs up the front steps and hesitates for a second,…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Peacock Alley Martinez
Back to back weeks featuring drinks from Manhattan. We’re not making a Manhattan however. We’re mixing up something a bit different. This week’s cocktail…
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Your “Keeping Things In Perspective” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Cardinals CB Patrick Peterson has been suspended six games for a PED violation. A six-game suspension on a player’s first violation stems from…
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“How Will She Go On?” – Mom’s Life After “The Big Bang Theory”
Important Dealing-with-your-mother news: Brace yourselves: “The Big Bang Theory” ends tonight. Farewell from our memories, Kaley Cuoco Now, this doesn’t mean much…
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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: Incendiary Camels
Got a few more kids who dropped out on me on my high school team’s roster. Stuff’s getting real tough looking ahead for next…
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Your “All Is Well” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: In a sure sign the Jets are ready to challenge for the AFC East, they have fired general manager Mike Maccagnan & named…