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Copa América 2019 Team Preview: Japan
Yes, lizard people, we’re covering the Copa América, the CONMEBOL South American lesser footy federation’s championship, where 12 teams will square off to be…
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Your “Ugh – Toronto” Monday Evening Open Thread
The Toronto Fire of 1904 NFL News: it’s quiet in advance of some minicamps opening Tuesday Cam Newton has been cleared to start throwing…
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Bite Me: Uruguay 2019 Copa América Preview
Lips near each other, no teeth showing: perfect form for a kiss. That was in 2011, the last time Uruguay won the Copa América.…
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Your “Things are heating up” Sunday evening open thread
Hey everybody, Sorry for the last second, dare I say “slap dick” attempt at an open thread but here we are. Many thanks to…
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Copa América 2019 Team Preview: Rand McNally
We’ve got an extra team! It came as a bit of shock when this small country off the coast of South America qualified as…
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Your “A Day/Week/However Long in the Life” Saturday Evening Thread
A little bit of a spin on the Saturday night semi-musical post tonight, since screw it, I can, it’s my show tonight. The world…
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¡Vamos peruanos! – Peru team preview.
Hola morning people! Let’s start off here, I know nothing of Peruvian football or footballers. What do I know about Peru? They make Pisco…
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Your “Guess Who Flew To California And Then Woke Up Sick Today?” Friday Evening Open Thread
Seriously, it’s almost funny. I woke up sick today. Not sick enough to miss the pub crawl tomorrow. But sick enough that I stayed…
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Request Line: Eli’s Slumber Party Mixtape – Volume 4 (Promises)
INT. ELI’S ROOM – NIGHT ELI MANNING and DANIEL JONES are playing Space Harrier II on Eli’s Sega Genesis. DANIEL has made it as…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Turning Japanese
If there is one thing I’ve discovered along this mixology mission I’ve set myself on, is that with a basic set of bar staples,…
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