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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Windkanone
If there’s one thing you know about me, folks, it’s that I love wind. It’s true. Starting on D in overtime shows confidence. When…
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Your Champions League Semifinals First Leg Open Thread
We haven’t had one of these in a while, huh? Before we get to the game analysis, let me make it clear who I’m…
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House of Pain: Opening the Gate (or, The Annual NYC Hot Sauce Expo Breakdown, 2019 Edition)
Howdy, lizard people. It’s late April, so as mentioned in the last House of Pain, it’s (slightly after) the time of the year where…
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Your “All Quiet On The NFL Front” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Pretty quiet post-Draft Sea-bass has retired. Janikowski retires after 19 seasons, leaving only Tom Brady the remaining active member of the 2000…
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Your Post-Draft, Pre-Draughts Saturday Evening Open Thread
I hope the weekend finds you well, you are finely settled in for the evening enjoying a beverage or some music and that your…
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Your Last Saturday in April Sexy Soccer Open Thread + A Special Reminder!
Good morning everyone! Before we get to the FÚTBOL, I want to remind you all of a special event coming up in June: We…
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Your “3rd Annual Hockey Chicks” Friday Evening Open Thread
Wow, three years I’ve been doing this. No wonder I feel dirty inside. Anywhoooo….. For the past few years, the Washington Capitals and Pittsburgh…
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Request Line: Assembling Your Squad
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY We join our regularly scheduled programming in progress. JON GRUDEN: …AND SO WHEN YOU KNOW THAT YOU’VE FOUND YOUR…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Saigon Special
I am a bit of a history nerd. I’ve successfully tied in a bit of history to the cocktail of the week before, and…
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Horatio’s Dumbass Mock Draft 2.0 & 2019 NFL Draft Open Thread
All good football blogs need a mock draft, and the really good ones need several. But this is DFO, and we’re as much about…