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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Krummlauf
I got upset with my high school quarterback the other day – kid can’t throw a damn corner route to save his life. It’s…
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Beyond Infinite Nets Game 87: All Things End
I’ve begun this draft as the Nets are still very much alive. Make no mistake, they will have been long dispatched by the time…
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Pre-NFL Draft DFO Draft – For Ole Times’ Sake
One of the very few rules we set up around here when DFO was created was that we would try to not copy or…
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Someday My Prince Will Come, And That Day Is Here
Scene: An office suite. As the camera pans back we see a large desk. Several TVs are situated in front of the desk in…
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Your Easter Monday Morning Open Thread
Today is Easter Monday and that’s apparently a public holiday in several countries including Canadia and Australia. The Cheeto In Chief (love him or…
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Your Easter Sunday Dinner Open Thread
Not to cast aspersions on Sunday Gravy, but WineWife stuffs the finest turkey this side of the Rocky Mountains. The projected menu for the…
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Beyond Infinite Nets Game 86: “Well, damn.”
Part of following the Nets all year long has meant that while I could decide to live my life, the Brooklyn Nets also exist,…
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Beyond Infinite Nets Game 85: Lost in a Cloud
I make bad decisions. Not the truly crippling ones like trying heroin or leaving my wife and child for a stranger who smiled at…
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Your “Easter Egg Hunts Prove That Your Lazy Kid CAN Actually Find Things When They Want To” Friday Evening Open Thread
It’s Easter Weekend. Jesus was a pretty cool dude. I’m not a particularly religious person, but I truly do mean that I think Jesus…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: The French 75
Monday was not a good day for the people of Paris. It really can’t be when history is literally going up in flames. For…
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