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Your “Easter Egg Hunts Prove That Your Lazy Kid CAN Actually Find Things When They Want To” Friday Evening Open Thread
It’s Easter Weekend. Jesus was a pretty cool dude. I’m not a particularly religious person, but I truly do mean that I think Jesus…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: The French 75
Monday was not a good day for the people of Paris. It really can’t be when history is literally going up in flames. For…
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Your “These Kids Today” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Tom Coughlin, pictured above, has opinions on players that skipped this week’s voluntary workouts. Borrowing from ESPN, Coughlin stated “We’re very close…
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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Schwerer Gustav
Seems like it’s getting harder and harder to fill out my roster for next fall’s high school football team. I wish I’d be able…
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Your Actually Wednesday NFL Schedule Release Open Thread
NFL News: Ahead of tonight’s schedule reveal at 8:00PM (“Only on the NFL Network!”), the International Games slate has been revealed. Remember that the…
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[DFOnline] Anthem is Further Proof Acquisitions Have Consequences
Anthem is the newest game to come from the good Canadian folks at BioWare, best known for their Knights of the Old Republic, Dragon Age and Mass Effect…
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Beyond Infinite Nets Game 84: The Problems With Narratives
Maybe it’s the narratives that ruin sports. The arguments we don’t simply make, but maintain well past the point where we should continue voicing…
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Your “The Wrong Notre Dame Burned Down” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: The day’s not over yet, so Russell Wilson’s deadline has not yet passed. There are trade rumours afoot in the absence of…
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Your Sunday Evening Even More Playoff Games Open Thread
What’s up, kids? It’s your friendly neighborhood Balls of Steel here filling in for BeerGuyRob, who has been called away on duty. (Read: Taking…
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House of Pain: X Gonna Give it to Ya
Motherfucker… it’s not… a fucking… game. So around October or so, which tells you how long this has been waiting in the wings, THIS…