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Infinite Nets Game 7: After Game Rant
Hello My Honey, Hello My Baby, Hello My Ragtime Gal Of course. Of fucking course they did. I had just gotten done talking my…
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Infinite Nets Game Game 6: The Impossible Dream
Maybe I can keep this up for 82 games. We’re six games in the books for the Brooklyn Nets season, and I’m going strong…
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2018 Titans at the Bye: A Scientific Evaluation, with Science
[Banner via Dave Rappoccio @DrawPlayDave] The season was promising for Tennessee. The Titans had a solid offensive line, decent young receivers with promise, OK…
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Your “Scraping the bottom of the barrel Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Evening all. I know this usually starts with a quick recap the of the afternoon “games”, but as of writing this post, most are…
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Infinite Nets Game 5: LOL. You Tried
Mmmm. That’s what I came here for. It’d be a waste of a column if they were good. Well, that’s not fair. The Nets…
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Your “Don’t Scare Me…I Poop Easily” Friday Evening Open Thread
No, I’m not in any better mood this week than I was last week. In fact, frankly, it’s worse. Nor am I planning to…
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“This Beer Tastes Like Ass!” – The Falcons At Their Bye
Hi again. I’m Beerguyrob, Way back in the recent past – September 3rd, to be precise – the truthiest of truth bombs was dropped…
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Infinite Nets Game 4: Taking On The Champs
Four games in, and I’m crazed as a shithouse rat. I’m back home, in the chaos and anxiety of the metro area, where everything…
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Welcome to The Meh: The 2018 Cowboys At The Bye
WHERE ARE THEY NOW? 3-4, tied for 2nd, (or 3rd, if you’re a glass half-empty sort), with the way too hungover Eagles. WHERE SHOULD…
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SundayTales: DFO’s Brand of Horror, 2016 Edition
Good day, all and sundry! I’m Petronel, and this is my first post. (“Hi, Petronel!”) Continuing our roundup of SPOOKY NFL STORIES!, here…
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