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Your No Mess-i Champions League Wednesday Open Thread
Work with me. It’s a difficult time for us culés. And no, that’s not a word associated with yummy juicy asses although I could…
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Something Wicked This Way Comes…
This is just a reminder that Halloween is only one week away, and with it, our annual collection of SPOOKY NFL STORIES! Here are…
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Your “Everyone Loses” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: John Harbaugh wants the challenge rule changed. He came to this conclusion after using both, and losing one, in the first 7…
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Your Young Boys in Europe Tuesday Champions League Open Thread
As this post publishes, it is halftime in Wankdorf as DFO’s adopted team, Young Boys, are taking on the Batmen of Valencia. If you…
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Infinite Nets Game 3: Set It All On Fire
Set the hills on fire. I’m back home in the hell hole town that I grew up in that I’ll never name in print.…
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Infinite Nets Game 2: Caris LeVert Is So Much Fun You Guys
The Nets are home and I am on the road and half in the bag. I’m stationed in the milds of New Jersey. Far…
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Your “I Scream, You Scream….Wait, WHY ARE WE SCREAMING????” Friday Evening Open Thread
I’m not gonna sugarcoat this. I’ve had a really bad week. From many different fronts. Frankly, I’m pissed off at the world and just…
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That’s My Raiders! Bye Bye Britain
EXT. THE ROYAL LONDON HOSPITAL – DAY Establishing shot. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: That’s My Royals [sic] is filmed on location in Belfast, [sic] England. CUT…
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Leaves Of Grass: The Ballad of Le’Veon Bell – On Pittsburgh & Learning Your Worth
The fact that Le’Veon Bell didn’t return at all this week is a testament to the nature of the modern game, and the lengths…
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Yinzer Morons Bye Week Who Cares
After six games, does anyone really know what this team is? They’ve been run over by Bawler, tore HOTLANTA apart by the sinew, and…