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BattleBots Beat: Drawing the Queen of Diamonds
Sorry. Had to make it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=977oExzDh50 Welcome back to the Beat, and welcome back from the break! Everything’s all caught up now, Shark Week…
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The NFL Solves the Anthem “Problem”
INT. CORPORATE BOARDROOM – DAY ROGER GOODELL: …and with the anthem becoming such a huge distraction, they told me you might be able to…
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Door Flies…Up a Mountain?
Hey kids, it’s Internet Dad. I’m taking a break from dick jokes to talk about something near and dear to my heart, charity. I…
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Your 2018 Cleveland Browns Season Preview
So, true story, I was joking around about how I’d draw the short straw and do the Cleveland Browns season preview and instead turn…
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Feast Upon My Tears: A Yankee-Red Sox Recap
I once studied to become a radio DJ in college. It didn’t last, but in that time I saw the light burn out…
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Your “Hey, It’s Saturday Night So Let’s At Least Act Like We Care” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Nothing fancy here, fo’ sho’. But we do got some 70s pop down below. Bay City Rollers, dammit!!!!!! Also, this is a thing, right?…
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Your completely biased Lesser footy EPL preview.
Those were my seats the last time that I saw premier league football live at Craven Cottage. It’s that time of year again…
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The BattleBots Beat Midseason Roundtable! And Your Desperado Friday Evening Open Thread
Senor Weaselo: Welcome to the first ever BattleBots Beat midseason roundtable show! I am, as always, your friendly neighborhood Senor Weaselo, and since we’ve…
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BRING BACK MATT! The DFO Interview: Matt Ufford
In honor of [Door Flies Open]’s third “anniversary” (the site was here before, but… you know), the writing staff… nearly forgot about it. In…
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Your “I’ll Pluck You!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: It might be early, but the Packers defence is already half-done for the year: Jake Ryan is out for the season with…