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Request Line: Wanton Destruction
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER sits at his desk, practicing a trick where he spins a pen across his fingers. He keeps…
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Russia 2018 – World Cup Day 2 Open Thread
The 2018 World Cup starts today in full, WITH THREE GAMES WOOOO! Four years is too long a wait, dammit. So we gotta squeeze…
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Your 2018 US Open Day 1 Preview and All-Day Thread to Waste Time at Work and Avoid Your Family!
This United States Open. Golf’s greatest test; it is my favorite tournament in golf, which makes it one of my top-three and a half…
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Senor’s BattleBots Beat: Baby, It’s Cold Inside
In fairness I didn’t say I was good with titles. But welcome back to the Beat! Last time, burgerbot Battle Royale with Cheese was more…
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World Cup 2018 Previews – Senegal
Hi there, this is the last hurrah before the tourney actually begins! Today we profile Senegal. I’ve always been interested in traveling to Senegal…
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Your “Oh God – Tomorrow Will Be Worse” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: A whole bunch of stars are skipping minicamps for various reasons. Cardinals RB David Johnson, who wants to extend beyond his rookie 5th…
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2018 World Cup Team Preview – Poland
Poland enters the 2018 World Cup as a mystery wrapped in an enigma cloaked in bowling shirts. The Polandites qualified impressively, winning their group…
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World Cup 2018 Japan Preview: A Monstrous Mess
Japan is a really cool country that everyone should visit in their lifetime because it has just about everything a person can ask for.…
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Saturday Morning Coming Down
So what’s happening? Was everybody up late celebrating the Warriors managing to pull off their eighth victory in nine tries against the Cavaliers in…
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TGISF… Whose Side Are You On, Anyway?
Recently, while on the beach, I spied a group of a half dozen or so lovely young ladies. Shut up, I said “spied”, not…