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TGISF… Whose Side Are You On, Anyway?
Recently, while on the beach, I spied a group of a half dozen or so lovely young ladies. Shut up, I said “spied”, not…
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Request Line: False Positive
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER sits at his regular station outside the recording booth, looking relatively relaxed. DJ3000 is humming quietly in…
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Your “You Can Suit Yourself Baby, But You Don’t Suit Me” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Due to infractions over pass coverage contact during drills, the Ravens will lose their final two OTAs this week. Owner Steve Bisciotti…
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Senor’s BattleBots Beat: No Tapping Out
Morning, lizard people. Let’s see how this one turns out, since I was at my 10-year HS reunion over the weekend, so I was…
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Your “It Just Meant ‘Day’” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Carson Wentz has been cleared for 7-on-7 work at Eagles camp. He’s still in a non-contact role, but the Eagles are confident…
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World Cup 2018 Team Preview – Sweden
Whatever happened to the Swedish Bikini Team? I mean, yeah, they were really American models that were put together for an Old Milwaukee advertising…
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DFO Radio: I Beg Your Pardon
During last night’s open thread I brought up the “science” in the movie Interstellar. I think I was being a bit misleading there, making…
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Your “What Is Truth?” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: LOL Browns! nfl.com reports LB Mychal Kendricks has signed a one-year contract with the Browns. PFT reports Mychal Kendricks has not signed…
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2018 Copa Mundial Team Preview – México
As I type this, México is playing Scotland in a friendly match in the Despedida for El Tri. The French would call it the…
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World Cup 2018 South Korea Preview: So you’re saying there’s a chance
*Scene opens to a pitch black room. All you can see is black and the sounds of an older man grunting* Old Man breathing…
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