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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Can’t Touch This!
Guten Tag, drones. Today’s topic is brought to you courtesy of s discussion is yesterday’s AM/PM open thread, after Ovi broke Gretzky’s once “unbreakable”…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-10
We live in interesting times. I, particularly, have lived through: I could go on. However, I never thought I’d see this: So, aside from…
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Request Line: Sadie Hawkins
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are off in the studio, and it’s completely silent. The studio lights come on……
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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Pacific Surfliner
No no, I have not been to California recently, and this really has nothing to do with the train that bears this drink’s name:…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Everybody’s Getting Married Before Passover (2025 Edition)
Which is great for me because it keeps me properly employed so I can do things like pay for stuff. Not taxes, I did…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 3 Recap!
This week, we found out that Hawthorn is really good, West Coast continues to be really bad, and St. Kilda probably doesn’t suck as…
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Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by…
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Monday Morning Mock Drafts: Well That Sucked
Guten Tag, drones. I just remembered about Monday and Mock Drafts and such while sitting in front of my computer in stunned silence as…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-9
I apologize for using last week’s boob drawing as the banner image. Not only did I break DFO policy on full frontal nudity, not…
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Request Line: NFC South
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY In a change, all the lights in the studio are on, and a conversation is taking place… DJ 3000′:…