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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 99)
The scene: The Secret Island of Doktor Zymm! Specifically, the lab where Doktor Zymm is trying to resurrect Yolanda the vampire from her current…
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Your “This is why we do Color Rush” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Nothing brings excitement to the air like the anticipation of Arizona/Seattle national games! The battle for mid-tier rights in a garbage division turns the…
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Vikings at the Bye. Dare We Hope?
As the Vikings prepare to leave their bye week and begin the second half of the season, the team sits in first place of…
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Hope Clicks Eternal – The Miami Dolphins
As I was driving home from Seattle after a sad-assed performance by the Shithawks in losing to the [Redacteds], I was listening to the…
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“Oh, the Misery Continues!”: Browns at the Bye
(That was an actual quote by Sam Rosen during Jets-Browns. It was not a power-play goal.) Oh, speak to me, o Muse… because you’re…
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A Night at the D.I.
[Exterior, a dark wood, 3:00 PM] TWBS wakes up, startled. He doesn’t remember where he is or how he got here. He searches for…
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Your “Put The Bunny Back In The Box” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: It’s all about fragile QBs today Mike McCarthy is right: “Brett Hundley is not our issue right now”. The offensive line, which…
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Your 2017 Stihlers Bye Week Report
Thought you were done with me, huh? Nope! Because the Pittsburgh Steelers had a bye in the week just concluded, you get an update…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2018 Offseason Report
A LOT has happened since Richmond won the 2017 Premiership over the Adelaide Crows. There has been controversy, movement, the release of schedules (plural),…
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Your “How The Hell Did That Happen?” Monday Night Football Preview & Open Thread
NFL News: Hippo’s got you covered for all the weirdness of the weekend, but I’d just like to take a minute to ask the…