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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 70)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse. It’s deserted, aside from Unsurprised, PK and Future Clone Debbie Harry, who are all inside. Future Clone Debbie Harry:…
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Your “They Keep Pulling Me Back In!” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Dammit! I keep trying to avoid the NFL, but stupidity keeps bringing it to the fore: “Aaron Hernandez’s Attorneys Might Argue That Weed Made…
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25 Questions About The NFL From A Barely Interested Former “Fan”
In case you were interested, no I did not buy the Groupon from last week. Now that I know that tWBS lives within miles…
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Your “Now I Can’t Wait For Free Agency!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
I was going to continue my pattern of ignoring all NFL news until March, but then Deadspin ruined that by publishing this: And suddenly,…
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Annual Performance Evaluation: Blandino, D.
NEW YORK, 4:30 a.m.: A bus rolls up to NFL Headquarters. The brakes hiss as the front door opens. A smoky fog rolls along…
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DFO Radio: Outright Thievery
Good morning/afternoon! It’s Monday and it’s time for DFO Radio, so let’s get this show on the…hey, where the hell’s the road? DAMNIT, BROCK!…
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In Search of a Goddess – Prologue
[2:33 am, Interior, Bedroom] The telephone rings, interrupting tWBS’s masturb…..errrrrr, waking him up. tWBS: Hello? Man on Phone: It’s time. tWBS: Time for what? …
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[DFOnline] ZOMG MOAR POKEYMANZ…
…but do we still care? So apart from me being facetious, the long-awaited Gen II Pokemon are finally out, which took them long enough.…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – First week of Preseason!
Ladies LADIES and Men MEN! Have we got a #content-filled AFL Beat for you this week! There was Round 3 of AFL Women’s, the…