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Your Night Fever Dreams Saturday Evening Open Thread
Welcome to Saturday night, my friends. I’m hoping you had a good day. The rain returned in time for lunch here in Vancouver, but…
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Part Two, Deux, Dos, Zwei, Dois of the totally biased Champions League preview
Well that was sure something last week. The Catalans got thumped in Paris like the Kardashian broad and there is no coming back from…
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TGISF…aka Your “Post-Valentine’s Day Sexy” Sexy Friday Open Thread
So, Valentine’s Day has come and gone. And you, gentle kommentists, thought you were in the clear. You did the dinner or the flowers…
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Request Line: Outright Thievery
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A pair of radio professionals are standing outside the recording booth sipping coffee. CONNOR, THE INTERN: …but seriously, if…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 69) Special King-Size Edition!
The scene: A little-used U.S./Mexico border crossing, where a border patrol officer is showing a young rookie the ropes. Border Patrol Officer: Now, y’see,…
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Your “Thirsty Thursday” Evening Open Thread
I spent part of my day earlier being way too angry at things I can’t control. So tonight, I’m going to take advantage of…
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An “AAAAARGH!!1!1!1” Rant About Canadian Broadcasting Rules
So, for those of you who pay attention, I’m a Canadian. You can’t deport me, because I’m safely ensconced north of the border. But…
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Your “Who’s A Good Doggie?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
The Westminster Dog Show from MSG was last night. I should have included it in the previews, because I know three hours of dog…
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A Lazily Updated Canadian Flag Day Post
[In attempt to meet my quota from the #content mines, and in respect of Canada’s 150th birthday this coming July 1, I am republishing my…
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Mornings are for Lunatic Bastards
There is no such thing as a good morning. The only response to “good morning” is a kick to the throat followed by shoving…