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TGISF…aka “All You Need is Glove” Sexy Friday Open Thread
(apologies to Lennon and McCartney for that one) Yep, I’m back. /everyone groans Even though thanks to a snowstorm I technically never left. But…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 64)
The scene: The open road, just a ways from the Door Flies Open clubhouse, purt near the edge of town and a stone’s throw…
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Your “‘Raining Money’ = Good; ‘Golden Shower’ = Bad; ‘Getting Hosed’ = Depends” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
To think what the Founding Fathers would say! I supposed Ben Franklin would approve, although he would have preferred French courtesans and older women. I’m…
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Better Know A Guy Who’s Going To Screw Up Your Franchise For The Next 2-4 Years
Holy double-entendre, Batman! The carnies apparently crossed a wire or four when they put together this off-season’s Coaching Carousel, cuz it’s spinning fast and…
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Your “I Gotta Wait Until Saturday for Football?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Welcome to the preliminary darkness of the off-season. NFL Notes: Jordy Nelson has two broken ribs. Expect him to be deactivated later this week,…
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Throwing Salt on Your Snowflakes
If you have kids, they are assholes. I have three kids and the older two are assholes and the younger one is excelling in…
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The only acceptable way to expand the NFL Playoffs
So, writers across the country are trying to fill space between playoff games by deriding Roger Goodell’s idea for expansion of the playoffs solely…
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Happy New Sexy Friday!
I’m telling you, I have a really good feeling about 2017. I don’t know why, but I am unusually optimistic about this year. I…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 63)
The scene: Doktor Zymm’s car, where Future Moose is driving Zymm back to the DFO clubhouse from Wally’s World of Waffles. Man in Plaid…
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Your “Hey, Where’s the NFL?” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Wait?! Why am I writing a Thursday Open Thread? That must mean… Oh no… Dear God… The offseason is partially at hand! What horrors…