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Your Rick Grimes-Free Walking Dead Recap
There’s a saying: The pessimist looks down and loses his head. The optimist looks up and loses his footing. The realist looks forward and…
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88 Questions about the Viagra commercial protagonists
For the young’uns so they get the shitty pop culture reference: Let’s get started 1 Why is the blue-eyed blondie with the matching dress…
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The Man With The Golden Arm* (A [Late] Cowboys At The Bye Week Horror Tale)
*pictured above is the latest x-ray of Tony Romo’s spine. Once upon a time there was a Man who seemed to have it all.…
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TGISF…aka Sexy Halloween/Friday Open Thread
Last week I told you about some “scary” mountainous dealings, including myself needing CTE protocol attention. This week, the scary is fun. So yeah,…
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CFL Beat: Week 19
With just eight games left in the CFL regular season, the playoff race is now mostly set, save for one big question mark: who…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 53)
The scene: The Door Flies Open clubhouse, where Cookiethulhu has just pulled the Man in Plaid #2 out of his mouth in front of…
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The Buttons…They Do Nothing
The New York Times today ripped the band-aid off a long held secret. The buttons that you push every day to help speed you…
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