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  • Your “In An Age of Millionaires, It’s Still a Petty League” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

    Your “In An Age of Millionaires, It’s Still a Petty League” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

    November 1, 2016

    NFL News: Non-trade deadline things: Percy Harvin has come out of retirement & signed with the Bills. They play the Seahawks on Monday night.…

  • Your Rick Grimes-Free Walking Dead Recap

    Your Rick Grimes-Free Walking Dead Recap

    November 1, 2016

    There’s a saying: The pessimist looks down and loses his head. The optimist looks up and loses his footing. The realist looks forward and…

  • 88 Questions about the Viagra commercial protagonists

    November 1, 2016

    For the young’uns so they get the shitty pop culture reference: Let’s get started 1 Why is the blue-eyed blondie with the matching dress…

  • “A Hitch in the Hook-up” – A DFO Hallowe’en Story

    “A Hitch in the Hook-up” – A DFO Hallowe’en Story

    October 31, 2016

    It was a dank cold day in October, and the clock was striking “Fuck you”. John had just gone through another weekend alone. He…

  • The Man With The Golden Arm* (A [Late] Cowboys At The Bye Week Horror Tale)

    October 31, 2016

    *pictured above is the latest x-ray of Tony Romo’s spine. Once upon a time there was a Man who seemed to have it all.…

  • Is Bad NFL better than No NFL?

    October 29, 2016

    As I write this, we are in the Saturday before Week 8 of the 2016 Regular Season.  We started out with the treat that was…

  • TGISF…aka Sexy Halloween/Friday Open Thread

    TGISF…aka Sexy Halloween/Friday Open Thread

    October 28, 2016

    Last week I told you about some “scary” mountainous dealings, including myself needing CTE protocol attention.  This week, the scary is fun. So yeah,…

  • CFL Beat: Week 19

    CFL Beat: Week 19

    October 28, 2016

    With just eight games left in the CFL regular season, the playoff race is now mostly set, save for one big question mark: who…

  • Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 53)

    Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 53)

    October 28, 2016

    The scene: The Door Flies Open clubhouse, where Cookiethulhu has just pulled the Man in Plaid #2 out of his mouth in front of…

  • The Buttons…They Do Nothing

    The Buttons…They Do Nothing

    October 27, 2016

    The New York Times today ripped the band-aid off a long held secret.  The buttons that you push every day to help speed you…

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