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This Week In Violence! Presents Ki-o-rahi
New Zealand – two islands full of sheep, mountains, kiwi birds and fruits, hobbits, and especially rugby. The All-Blacks’ legendary Haka chant strikes fear…
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Wrestlemania XXXII, Only XVIII Behind the Super Bowl
Did you know Wrestlemania is this weekend? Oh, it’s true! It’s damn true! It’s being held at JerryWorld, and it’s going to be four hours…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere Spring Break Special (Part 2)
The scene: Spring Break in Key West, Florida! Old School Zero and Future Moose are checking out their motel room when the door flies…
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Your “The Draft is Four Weeks Today!” Thursday Open Thread
Even though we are, as Commentist Don T said, looking for proof that “the offseason is not an eternal state”, we are being treated…
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DFO Field Trip: Walking The AFL Beat
It’s been quite a while since I posted, and I was looking for a way to jump back in. DFO’s burgeoning interest in football…
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Your “It’s Never Not Time To Ice” Wednesday Open Thread
I hope you ran your laps today, because dinner is a healthy helping of NUGGETS! Apparently Cal-Lutheran is into deals with the devil, because…
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I’ll miss Andrew Siciliano most of all
I did it. I finally did it. I called Directv up and told them not to renew my NFL Sunday Ticket subscription. This was…
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Your Back To Work Tuesday Open Thread
First of all, don’t give me any of that garbage. Teachers work hard, and we deserve a Spring Break just as much as the…
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CrimeBeat!: Thirty Days Has Smarch
Oh god. The nightmares. The craving. The soul-crushing emptiness for those of us who do not Sully Ourselves with thoughts of Lesser Sports. The…
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Huh, What – Head Punches Cause Concussions?
In another example of Roger Goodell being able to point at another sports league and cackle maniacally, the NHL is being exposed as willfully…