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Fast Forwarding to WTF Super Bowl L Things
Hey folks! This episode of WTF is courtesy of the good people at *SKIP* …What the Fuckaneers. I’m Marc Maron and this is WTF.…
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I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream, “Starscream!”
FINALLY, someone is asking for my opinion. For too long I have lived in the shadow of that blowhard Megatron. The Autobots would have…
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The Unabomber Sends His Thoughts on Super Bowl L
Dear Editor: Ted asked me to politely request that you publish his thoughts on Super Bowl L. I’m sure you’ll agree that his “Takes” are…
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DFO Travelogue: Inglewood CA: Future Home of YOUR LOS ANGELES RAMS!
As the resident DFO denizen who lives closest to the Rams new stadium project in Inglewood I thought I would begin a series of…
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Your Sunday Evening 2016 Pro Bowl ‘For God’s Sake Get A Life And Do Something More Worthwhile’ Live Blog
The best players in the NFL who aren’t playing in the Super Bowl, aren’t injured or at least aren’t pretending to be injured because…
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The Super Bowl & Canadian TV regulations: so much misplaced nationalism.
**Ahem** In respect of my fellow Commentists, I realize this might be a boring topic to you, considering that “Canada” is usually nothing more…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 19)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where Yeah Right, Pirate Sloth and Redshirt are reclining on the couch watching pro wrestling. Yeah Right: So…I mean,…
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So. Much. Gay.
Open: A bar, tastefully decorated. Oh yes, there are ferns. Conversations can be had, although one has to lean close to do so. Three…
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A Modest Pro(Bowl)posal
Let’s face it: Nobody cares about the Pro Bowl. The game itself inspires about as much enthusiasm – and has approximately the same stakes…
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Merry Pats Schadenfreude Day
Salutations and Well Wishes Friends! Enjoy these Pats Schadenfreude Day activities and more: Relish the Wailing of WEEIers; See if Bill Simmons makes a…