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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 18)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse. Doktor Zymm has a panel in Moose’s head open and is doing some rewiring while Old School Zero and…
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Thunor’s Day Night Open Thread
This is a water bear. You are not nearly as awesome as a water bear. Besides having the scientific name Tardigrade, which is way…
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Thy Kingdome Come…
INT. KITCHEN – DAY A well-built young black man crosses his kitchen and opens the door of a stainless steel refrigerator. He pulls out…
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Tuesday Night Holyshittheresalotofbasketball Thread
It’s so much fun to see Dook having a “bad” season. It brings us great joy. Of course, those dickblocks will probably land a…
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Play Daily Fantasy and Win $1 Million Dollars!
Not Valid in Arizona, Iowa, Louisiana, Montana, Nevada, Washington State, New York, Illinois, and now Texas That is right Texas Attorney General just labeled daily…
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A Bears Fan Goes to the Redacted v Packers Game and You Wouldn’t Believe What Happens Next!
I have been writing this up for a while now. This report has been written, deleted, and started from scratch daily. It is easy…
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The Curse of Oak Island, Part the Third
Oak Island is a 140 acre island located off of the south shore of Nova Scotia. For more than 200 years people of all…
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Pete Carroll Goes Over the Gameplan
Saturday morning, 10:30 AM, Residence Inn Charlotte Uptown, Charlotte, NC Pete Carroll: All right fellas, let’s get the show on the road. Make sure you…
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Divisional Weekend Eve! Live Thread
Ah, the night before the NFL’s second round. The night before NFL’s Elite Eight is eventually dwindled to its Final Four. Hopes, dreams, and…
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How I Know If You’re Stupid
If there is a conversation about almost any topic, and you make a statement that starts with “My thing is…”, then you have done…
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