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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 17)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse. There’s a large tarp over the huge hole in the wall. Darkest Timeline Zach Morris, still grinning and immobile,…
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Go West, Young Chip
Wellllllll…. this should be interesting… Charles E. “Chip” Kelly has accepted the position of head coach of the Santa Clara San Francisco 49ers. I mean, when…
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Duchess Destroys the St. Louis Rams
You know this sucks the Rams have chosen to move back to Los Angeles. This is going to be such a hit to the…
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Fan Free Agency
As many of you know, I am the founder and proprietor of this particular dick joke and football blog. I am also a man…
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The “Oh No, Katherine Webb Has to Wear a Parka” Late Playoff Game Open Thread
They’re predicting freezing rain for the annual Cincinnati first round disappointment this year, adding to the suspense. How will it happen? Will AJ McCarron…
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Six Years? Six Damn Years.
I found [site redacted] back in 2007. I don’t exactly recall the first time I found [site redacted], though I do recall the almost…
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H.P. Lovecraft on the Tedium of Relocation
(Because the relocation saga is equal parts misery & pain, plus the fact that Dean Spanos looks like Father Dagon, it seems only natural…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 16)
The scene: An old, possibly haunted, house. A taxi pulls up out front and JJ Fozz, Rikki-Tikki-Deadly and Lord Revisisle get out. JJ Fozz:…
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DFO Prediction Contests – Final Standings!
We have our two winners! Of course, like an idiot who has been writing “Don’t forget to put your picks in!” every week, what…