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Applications assemble!
On Monday night, all three ownership groups applied to the NFL about relocation to L.A.. What led to the surprising same-day joint, mass application…
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What can go wrong in Mexico?
Equis. Te. Erre. A. Effe Eme. Baja California. Mexico. ‘They better not fucking play Wall of Voodoo!’ Ronaldo was pissed. He didn’t want to…
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Football’s Rasputin: The Jeff Fisher Mystery
Jeff Fisher, with records of 7-8-1, 7-9, 6-10, and now 7-9 will apparently be back to coach the St. Louis/Los Angeles/San Antonio/London/Kalamazoo/Wall Walla/Cucoumonga Rams…
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The Curse of Oak Island, Part The Second
Oak Island is a 140 acre island located off of the south shore of Nova Scotia. For more than 200 years people of all…
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A New Year’s message from Kenny Rogers
(You are reading this because Balls of Steel is a horrible gambler and decided that Blake fucking Bortles actually had a chance against the…
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Sunday Morning Appetizers
The marquee Bowls were busts, though TCU had the ultimate “game of two different halfs” winning after down 31 late in the 3rd quarter.…
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Sexy Friday Comes to the End
We’ve come to the end of the regular season. Today also marks the end of Sexy Friday. A lone wolf cries in the distance
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Pete Carroll Tries To Rally The Team
Seahawks team meeting – SpringHill Suites – Peoria/Glendale, AZ Friday, January 1, 2016, 10:30 AM Pete Carroll: Gather around everybody. I think there are…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 15)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where the DFOers are recovering from New Year’s Eve. Moosemas Gorilla is passed out on the floor with a…
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THE FORCE AWAKENS
As some of my posts may have indicated, I am a little bit of a Star Wars fan. I have some opinions on the…