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Love Actually – The Balls Review
Author’s Note: A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, I made a public DFO bet, which I promptly lost. My self-inflicted…
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A BattleBots Beat Special: What Got Cut
Surprised to see this feature back so soon? Yeah, I know, the season’s over, but not all of the fights made it to TV.…
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DFO Does the Movies: Aquabro (No Spoilers in Review)
Hey Bros and Ladies, Your pal Wakezilla finally got some time off to do some fun stuff during his winter vacation. As a result,…
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BOLTMAN GROUP Presents: The Sounds of X-Mas Night Open Thread
NIGHT – SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA – NONDESCRIPT OFFICE BUILDING INTERIOR [The camera pans across an empty and dimly lit office brimming with cubicals as free-use…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts
“OW MY HEAD!” “UGH, MY STOMACH!” “YIKES, MY BALLS!” These may be some of the thoughts going through Hippo’s head today as he is…
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Hallowe’en- The Devil returns to Buffalo
[inside, night, 4 people huddled around a table in a dark corner of the Anchor Bar. Outside is cold and snowing] Devil Thanks for meeting…
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Your Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread
Yes, we are back! The International Break is over and the leagues are back in action and oh kids have we got a full…
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Boots on the Ground! Things to do in Denver When You’re Drunk Pt 2: Red Rocks!
Welcome back to another edition of Boots On The Ground! In part 1 of this 2-part series I shared my experiences in and around…
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Hard Knocks Season Premier and Tuesday Night Open Thread.
Hot diggity damn y’all! It’s premier night for Hard Knocks on HBO! While many folks will bitch and moan about the repetition, the tired…
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Your “Be Nice to the Sub” Monday Open Thread
As if you didn’t get enough World Cup coverage, I am here tonight because MicheladaTioRoberto has been forced to do work at inconvenient times…