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The Curse of Oak Island, Part the Third
Oak Island is a 140 acre island located off of the south shore of Nova Scotia. For more than 200 years people of all…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 17)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse. There’s a large tarp over the huge hole in the wall. Darkest Timeline Zach Morris, still grinning and immobile,…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 16)
The scene: An old, possibly haunted, house. A taxi pulls up out front and JJ Fozz, Rikki-Tikki-Deadly and Lord Revisisle get out. JJ Fozz:…
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The Curse of Oak Island, Part The First
Oak Island is a 140 acre island located off of the south shore of Nova Scotia. For more than 200 years people of all…
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Week 17 Listening Guide
As last week was nuts, this Sunday offers climactic games of the in / out variety only for Jet and Steeler fans, and a…
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Colin Cowherd Has A Special Guest
Cowherd: Welcome back to The Herd here on FS1 – the only talk show where you can get the raw, unfiltered truth about sports,…
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Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 4)
Narrator: Welcome back to the Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special, filmed before a live audience. The scene: The DFO clubhouse. A shimmering glow…
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In Which We Rank The Christmas Songs That Don’t Suck
There’s a ton of shitty Christmas music out there. Of course, some might argue that it’s in perfect proportion to the amount of shitty…
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Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 3)
Narrator: Welcome back to the Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special, brought to you by Vodka. When in doubt, pick Vodka. The scene: The…
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The Night Ninjas Attacked the Star Wars Nerds
With the tantalizingly imminent release of Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens and the knowledge that there are several fellow nerds salivating over…
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