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  • Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 21)

    Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 21)

    February 12, 2016

    The scene: The DFO clubhouse. It looks deserted, except for Darkest Timeline Zach Morris, still happily comatose and clad in a vintage John Travolta…

  • NFL Disintegration

    February 7, 2016

    There is a reason this is being posted in the middle of the night.  Now, to get the full experience, follow along: Light a…

  • Superb Owl Food Suggestions.

    Superb Owl Food Suggestions.

    February 6, 2016

    Greetings and Happy Football Game Eve! I wanted to do a real quick cheap ass knock off of a post in case you are…

  • Zooper Bol “L” Pre-dick-toons: Charlie Kelly

    Zooper Bol “L” Pre-dick-toons: Charlie Kelly

    February 5, 2016

    [Click on an image for full size] [Try to transcribe it yourself in the comments, then click below to see the translation]

  • The winds of s**t are blowin’ in Santa Clara, Randyman.

    The winds of s**t are blowin’ in Santa Clara, Randyman.

    February 5, 2016

    [EXT. A rundown trailer in a trailer park in Nova Scotia, bright and early on a sunny Sunday morning. We hear deep snoring coming…

  • Superbowl #Content from Ben Blank, Uproxx Chief Creative Officer

    Superbowl #Content from Ben Blank, Uproxx Chief Creative Officer

    February 5, 2016

    I’m not here to talk about that thing that’s happening over the weekend. I’m here to talk about #content and #branding! That’s what we’re really …

  • El Contador escoje el ganador del Super Bowl

    February 1, 2016

    Hello!  I’m Cyrill Figgis, otherwise known as El Contador. So, Ms. Archer told me (more like directed) me to write up a Super Bowl…

  • The Super Bowl & Canadian TV regulations: so much misplaced nationalism.

    The Super Bowl & Canadian TV regulations: so much misplaced nationalism.

    January 30, 2016

    **Ahem** In respect of my fellow Commentists, I realize this might be a boring topic to you, considering that “Canada” is usually nothing more…

  • Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 19)

    Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 19)

    January 29, 2016

    The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where Yeah Right, Pirate Sloth and Redshirt are reclining on the couch watching pro wrestling. Yeah Right: So…I mean,…

  • Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 18)

    Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 18)

    January 22, 2016

    The scene: The DFO clubhouse. Doktor Zymm has a panel in Moose’s head open and is doing some rewiring while Old School Zero and…

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