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Live On Periscope: Jaqen H’gar Talks AFC South & 2016 Draft
Hardly illuminated video of shadowy, jumpy images. The audio is a bit grainy, but clear. Jaqen H’gar: *In a deliberate, paused enunciation* Come forth,…
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A Voicemail Salute to Sterling Mallory Archer
During these dark, feces-filled times that we call April through July (Most Glorious Draft Weekend aside), one must find cold comfort where one can.…
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I’ll miss Andrew Siciliano most of all
I did it. I finally did it. I called Directv up and told them not to renew my NFL Sunday Ticket subscription. This was…
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An Open Letter to King Hippo, Sill Bimmons, and the other EPL lovers/La Liga haters
Dear Invisible Imaginary Internet Friends, Please don’t take this post the wrong way. I love international football just like you do. I like Rebecca…
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The Gang Runs Into Negan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKFIDLMliHo So yeah….when last we saw the gang from ATL, they had agreed to protect the interests of the Hilltoppers by basically becoming the…
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VICELAND, Bitches!!!!
Holy shit, what da fuq is this now? H2, the History Channel’s red-headed stepchild on which UFOs, Aliens, Conspiracy Theories, and maneating snakes (FAKE…
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Westminster Dog Show Open Thread – Day 1
Yes, it’s not Presidents’ Day. A great holiday when a lazy ass Balls can wake up at the crack of 10 AM, throw some…
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Zooper Bol “L” Pre-dick-toons: Charlie Kelly
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The winds of s**t are blowin’ in Santa Clara, Randyman.
[EXT. A rundown trailer in a trailer park in Nova Scotia, bright and early on a sunny Sunday morning. We hear deep snoring coming…
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Superbowl #Content from Ben Blank, Uproxx Chief Creative Officer
I’m not here to talk about that thing that’s happening over the weekend. I’m here to talk about #content and #branding! That’s what we’re really …