Losers No More! Champions League Final Open Thread

Don T - June 1, 2019June 1, 2019

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It’s the biggest game of club fútbol and we’re getting the equivalent of a Vikings – Bills Superb Owl. "Can I deesterb you for a moment to ask if you would hold these two beers for me please", asks Jürgen Klopp to Marv Levy, for losing SIX finals. For Tottenham,

Pre-NFL Draft DFO Draft – For Ole Times’ Sake

ballsofsteelandfury - April 24, 2019April 22, 2019

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One of the very few rules we set up around here when DFO was created was that we would try to not copy or rehash posts that KSK made famous. For the most part, we've been pretty successful in forging our own path. Heck, even former KSKers are copying

The Whatsonville Jaguars?, I Don’t Know Them.

Ian Scott McCormick - November 2, 2018November 2, 2018

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INTERIOR, HALLWAY OF A MANHATTAN LUXURUY HIGH RISE BUILDING. Balls (checking address): This is the place. [Knocks on door] Balls: Ian, are you in there? [Door cracks open] Ian: Who is this? What are you doing here? Balls: It’s me. Balls of Steel. I hope I haven’t caught you at a bad time. Ian (flashing a confident

Your Labour Day Weekend Friday Night Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - August 31, 2018August 31, 2018

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So, we all slept in until the crack of noon, immediately cracked open a beer, and then scratched our asses to our hearts' content, right? Wait seriously? Do you NOT work for a company that gives you a four day weekend this weekend? Um, I guess the appropriate thing to say is

World Cup 2018 South Korea Preview: So you’re saying there’s a chance

Wakezilla - June 3, 2018June 3, 2018

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*Scene opens to a pitch black room. All you can see is black and the sounds of an older man grunting* Old Man breathing heavily: Oh yeah, that little black dress is getting a little uncomfortable. Take it off, baby. *The sound of pumping Vaseline can be heard* OM: Oh yeah, almost there,

TGISF: Balls Takeover

ballsofsteelandfury - June 1, 2018May 31, 2018

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Have you ever gone to your favourite bar and there's a "Takeover" by a brewery where they offer special beers that are very rare or hard to find? That's a pretty cool thing isn't it? Yeah, this post is nothing like that. You will get a glimpse into the mind of Balls,

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #9 – “Special Sauce”

theeWeeBabySeamus - July 28, 2017July 28, 2017

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Tonight's Episode: "Special Sauce" The young man sat on the NYC Subway, riding along, lost in thought. Rehearsals had been cancelled and he unexpectedly had the whole day to himself. As he sat, thinking about all of the things he wanted to do today, a commotion started on the far end of

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #8 – “Model Behaviour”

theeWeeBabySeamus - July 18, 2017July 18, 2017

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Tonight's episode: "Model Behaviour" The apartment was littered with pizza boxes, empty 2 liter bottles, and take-out containers. The recycling cooperative van had not come around this week. Maybe they were at the Brewfest? All he knew is it was an inconvenience. He would have to put everything in a bag

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #7 – “Errant Balls”

theeWeeBabySeamus - July 11, 2017July 6, 2017

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Tonight's Episode: "Errant Balls" It was late on a Monday night in the DFO clubhouse. The poker table had been well used on this night. No, not like that, even though BrettFavresColonoscopy had suggested something earlier which....well, never mind. Didn't matter anyway, as BFC was now passed out, face down in his

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #6 – “God. Bless. America”

theeWeeBabySeamus - July 4, 2017July 4, 2017

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Tonight's Episode: "God. Bless. America." It was the morning of July 3rd, 2017. It would be a momentous day, though no one would likely ever know. Yeah Right has just swiped his key card, entered his password, scanned his fingerprints and retina, and has finally reached the final security checkpoint.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zu4XlM_89s Yeah Right: I gotta

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