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Your Weekend o’ Plenty – Early Lesser Footy and JV NFL Fun Times
Are you ready to watch a shit ton of FITBAW? Think of it as kegel exercises, warming up for RedZone Week 2. You may…
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AFL Beat 2021 AFL Finals Week 3
Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! We are down to 2 teams and we have our Grand Final matchup! Let’s see what happened.…
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Inshallah – A Very Special 9/11 Footballing Evening Thread
I didn’t learn much today, that shouldn’t already be glaringly obvious: Don’t bet on Tennessee. For the love of Christ, don’t bet on Illinois.…
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A Very Special Footballing 9/11 Thread
Guten morgen, y’all. I hope Santa brought everyone what they wanted this year. 20 years is apparently the fuckloads of leftover Murrikan high-tech weaponry…
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“LET THE BELLS RING, LET THE BANNERS FLY!” It’s Your Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Sorry Ravens rb Gub Dedwards, this does not apply to you. That’s shitty, what your ACL did to you earlier today. So I hope…
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AFL Beat 2021 AFL Finals Week 2
Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! We’ve eliminated two more teams. Which ones were they? Let’s see what happened. *** AFL 2021 Finals…
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Saturday JV-palooza Open Thread (Part One)
Sadly, we are on international break, so there is no Lesser Footy to discuss. No Lesser Footy of any consequence, anyway. Good thing the…
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JV NFL Opening(ish) Night! Open Thread
The tevee fuckadoos called last Saturday “Week Zero” – even though the results count (sorry, Cornfuckers). So in a technical sense (the best kind…
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AFL Beat 2021 AFL Finals Week 1
Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! We’ve eliminated two teams. Which ones were they? Let’s see what happened. *** AFL 2021 Finals Week…
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Late Afternoon/Evening 28 August Open Thread
Chip Kelly’s sweaty tits deserve their own thread, you know? Hawaii (+18) at Westwood Klavern (3:30, ESPN) $20 on the Rainbow Warriors to win…