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We need to talk about last night’s Paradise Hotel: Chlamydia Stew
I swear to you that I have better taste. I do not just exclusively watch skanky reality television. Last night, I had finished dinner…
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AFL Beat 2019 Round 7
This week, Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! Round 7 Recaps and Highlights We are finally back to a normal schedule with no…
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Calm Before the Non-Storm – Match Week 37 Open Thread
It’s like clockwork. When the League is competitive at the top, hype the title race. When it’s not, hype the relegation battle(s). But what…
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AFL Beat 2019 Round 6
This week, Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! Round 6 Recaps and Highlights The schedule continued being weird as the ANZAC Day holiday…
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Your Last Saturday in April Sexy Soccer Open Thread + A Special Reminder!
Good morning everyone! Before we get to the FÚTBOL, I want to remind you all of a special event coming up in June: We…
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AFL Beat 2019 Round 5
This week, Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! Round 5 Recaps and Highlights The schedule was a bit weird this week with games…
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AFL Beat 2019 Round 4
This week, Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! Round 4 Recaps and Highlights I’ve mentioned this before: For some reason, the Sydney Swans…
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Your Saturday AM Lesser Footy Thread
Good morning Lesser Footy fans! We’re at match day 34 and there are some key fixtures occurring today. First, here’s what you might have.…
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A Tradition Like Any Other: Augusta National Can F*** Right Off
Here’s a secret: I despise the dipshits who run Augusta National Golf Club. Glad-handing, misogynist dickheads who use the ideas of “tradition” and “the…
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Sermon on the Mound
Author’s Note: This is a piece I started and stopped about a hundred times since last fall. All this is long past now. We’re…