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Venezuela: Starving for your attention. Your 2019 Copa América Team Preview
Reasons why you should cheer for Venezuela: Venezuela is starving for the attention of lesser footy fans who do not have any blood ties…
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Better Know A South American Euros Participant – Chile
After penning an ode to Los Donkeyfuckers earlier this week, I had a bit of trepidation Googling “VICE news Chile” – alas, it doesn’t…
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Better Know A South American Euros Participant – Colombia
Hi, everybody. It’s King Hippo, bringing you news of Most Glorious South American Euros. Today’s preview involves the beautiful, peace-loving nation of Colombia, where…
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AFL Beat 2019 Round 11
This week, Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! Round 11 Recaps and Highlights It’s too bad our normal schedule of one Australian Friday…
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Copa América 2019 Team Preview: Brasil
As you all know by now, Brasil is the Land of the Ass. Please note that I will be spelling Brasil with the “s”…
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Copa América 2019 Team Preview – Bolivia
El fútbol Boliviano no tiene gran historia. El equipo siempre ha tratado de… Wait, you wanted me to do this entire preview in English?…
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Your 2019 Copa América Tournament Preview
Just when you thought that you were safe from the resident DFOers that love soccer and that, after today’s Champions League Final, you wouldn’t…
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Your Middle of the Night The Cure Live Disintegration Show from Sydney Live Blog
Kyle Broflovski was right: For those of you that don’t know, The Cure has been in Australia playing their album “Disintegration” from beginning to…
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AFL Beat 2019 Round 10
This week, Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! Round 10 Recaps and Highlights You know? I really enjoy our normal schedule of one…
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Prepping FOAR June – Last Regular Lesser Footy Thread of 2018-19
Well, it was kind of fun. Shit-ass Liverpool got pipped for the Prem title, thanks to their draw at Goodison Park. I don’t like…