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Happy Lake of Fire Day After!
Did Hippo doggone-near forget to write this? YOU BET! We introduce the last group of the Women’s European Euros today. When they got drawn…
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Mundialito Fever
¡Buenos días, damas y engendros! Which I extend with heartfelt sincerity. Broke out the ¡ and everything. King Hippo kindly ceded the spot this…
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Closing Out teh Futbol Season – In Shempy Style
The sportsball desert of June/July beckons. But first, we get one last event of consequence – a tasty Shempions final between Inter and PSG. …
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Wrapping Up English Footy 2024-25
All good things must come to end. So too, mediocrities like the 2024-25 season. But first and foremost, congrats to 2pack and Marika, as…
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Rebecc-ur’s Big Day – FA Cup Finale Open Thread
Not much happening today, other than the City of Men taking on Crystal Palace (11:30, ESPN+) for the 2024-25 FA Cup gloUry. As Fronk once…
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Lesser Playoffs and Other Footed Ball Matters
Inter Milan get the banner pic, thanks to their Meastly performance at midweek. No shame on Barca (except the club President’s bitchy attitude afterwards),…
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Pre-Draft Saturday Meanderings
As Horatio mentioned earlier this week, I too have pretty much no thoughts on the 2025 Draft. Is it because the QBs are so…
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Very Meaningless Footy Saturday Thread
Look. My cracker ass ain’t gonna try to bullshit you. That cracker of a second half King’s Afrikan Water Pistols unloaded on the Real Cuntfaces? That’s…
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Updates From The VOID – Saturday Open Thread
Everything in this Timeline remains very stupid, and even MOAR terrible. There, you are all caught up on the week’s current events. Loads of…
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HAWT David Moyes Morning Action
Is everyone up early? I sure hope so, because David Moyes – and the Old Lady (ie, Goodison Park) get one last shot against…