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Very Meaningless Footy Saturday Thread
Look. My cracker ass ain’t gonna try to bullshit you. That cracker of a second half King’s Afrikan Water Pistols unloaded on the Real Cuntfaces? That’s…
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Updates From The VOID – Saturday Open Thread
Everything in this Timeline remains very stupid, and even MOAR terrible. There, you are all caught up on the week’s current events. Loads of…
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HAWT David Moyes Morning Action
Is everyone up early? I sure hope so, because David Moyes – and the Old Lady (ie, Goodison Park) get one last shot against…
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“Go Read a Book” Saturday Thread
Seriously, y’all. I have less than nothing left in my brain/writing quiver. Will try again next week, unless the sweet siren song of death…
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Instant Non-Hippo Thoughts – Post Superb Owl Edition Part Deux
I thought this was the first time I’d be playing Substitute Teacher for Ye Olde Hippo but I discovered that I had previously substituted…
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Another Year, Another FA Cup Weekend
Upon popular request (wait, is Spam popular???) I had intended to do a longer piece explaining some of Lesser Footy’s HippoSPEEK. But I had…
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Europa League final day!
Good day to you! It’s the final day of The Europa League so let’s do the laziest preview possible preview of the final day.…
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Wednesday AM Champions League Match Day 8 Open Thread
As many of you know, the UEFA Champions League has a new format this year. The field has been expanded to 36 with each…
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Thursday AM EuroFooty Open Thread
We have several scintillating European football/soccer games on tap for your viewing pleasure today. All times Pacific: Europa League English League One Wrexham v…
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Frozen Hades-Scape Saturday Pre-Footy Thread
As an arctic blast envelops the portions of Murrika not currently on FUCKING FIRE, we sit patiently and await Wild Card action. I can…