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Your Saturday Morning Lesser Footy Open Thread
Hi there commentists I hope you’re not too hungover today. Sadly, I will miss this week’s action as I’ll be driving 9 hours to…
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Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread – The REAL Fútbol Begins
So, last week, King Hippo took you through the beginning of the English Premier League (EPL). In addition to the EPL, the French league, …
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Your 2018 La Liga Preview
The games start today (in roughly 15 minutes, I believe), so what better time than the present to give you what you’ve all been…
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Properly Kicking Off 2018-19 Lesser Footy
Yes, Sulky-assed Mourinho’s United and what tattered remains of Lester played a wet fart of a Friday nighter, but the sooner we forget that…
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Your completely biased Lesser footy EPL preview.
Those were my seats the last time that I saw premier league football live at Craven Cottage. It’s that time of year again…
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Final thoughts: The 2018 World Cup comes to an end
The dust has been settled, the alcohol from Sunday has finally worn off and the teams have gone home. It’s time for some concluding…
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Your 2018 World Cup Final Open Thread
Some of us have waited four years for this. Today is the day we crown a new World Champion. Will it be a team…
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The Wait is Over: BEL-ENG, World Cup 3rd Place Open Thread
The World Cup third place match is also known as the Losers’ Final. It’s a charmless assessment, but the consensus around the game seems…
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Raging Lesser Semi #2 Open Thread (Croatia v. England)
Yes, I am re-using pictures that I deem good luck for certain “most favoured nation” sides. Wanna fight about it? Croatia (+250) v. England…
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Raging Lesser Semi #1 Open Thread (Belgium v. France)
Or, as Our Lord put it, the French v. the Pretend French. Anyway, these are some sexy as fuck footballing sides, I shall say…
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