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World Cup 2018 Preview – The Kingdom at the Cup
Any discussion of Saudi Arabia, especially during the holy month of Ramadan (which started at sunset on May 14), must first begin with debate…
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World Cup 2018 Team Preview – Russia
If you think i’m going to fill this preview with pictures of hot Russian girls that may or may not have peed on various…
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World Cup 2018 Team Preview – Egypt
Before we begin, obligatory: Lazy, yes, but do you really think I’m going to pass up a chance to show you Susanna Hoffs in…
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Your Wednesday Champions League Semifinal Vuelta Open Thread
Roma – Liverpool (2-5) Balls: Those two goals are what make this match intriguing. In the previous round against Barcelona, Roma lost the first…
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Tuesday Champions League Semifinal Vuelta Open Thread
Real Madrid – Bayern Munich (2-1) Balls: After last week’s road win, Real are sitting pretty with the tips of their penises firmly wedged…
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Raging Semi Tuesday – Roma at [grumble, grumble]
Let’s blow that up a little. Because it deserves it. A beautiful Cinderella story spoiled by essentially gifting the assdickery Redshite into the finals. …
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Your Saturday morning Copa Del Rey Open Thread
Yes, today the only game that matters is the Copa Del Rey. It pits La Liga leader Barcelona against 7th place Sevilla at the…
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Your Saturday Morning Futbol Open Thread, Now with Moar EPL!
It seems every other time I’ve written these, I purposely exclude the EPL or talking about EPL teams. Some people have said that I…
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