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World Cup 2018 Team Preview – Egypt
Before we begin, obligatory: Lazy, yes, but do you really think I’m going to pass up a chance to show you Susanna Hoffs in…
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Your Wednesday Champions League Semifinal Vuelta Open Thread
Roma – Liverpool (2-5) Balls: Those two goals are what make this match intriguing. In the previous round against Barcelona, Roma lost the first…
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Tuesday Champions League Semifinal Vuelta Open Thread
Real Madrid – Bayern Munich (2-1) Balls: After last week’s road win, Real are sitting pretty with the tips of their penises firmly wedged…
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Wednesday Champions League semifinal roundtable
Hi friends it is the 2nd day of the semifinals and yesterday sure was eventful. I still feel that Liverpool will go through but…
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Raging Semi Tuesday – Roma at [grumble, grumble]
Let’s blow that up a little. Because it deserves it. A beautiful Cinderella story spoiled by essentially gifting the assdickery Redshite into the finals. …
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Your Saturday morning Copa Del Rey Open Thread
Yes, today the only game that matters is the Copa Del Rey. It pits La Liga leader Barcelona against 7th place Sevilla at the…
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Your Saturday Morning Futbol Open Thread, Now with Moar EPL!
It seems every other time I’ve written these, I purposely exclude the EPL or talking about EPL teams. Some people have said that I…
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Your Tuesday Vuelta Champions League Quarters Preview
While it may seem that the ties are already decided, as with many things in life, you never fucking know. Heck, it was only…
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Gravy Boat Ruins Derby Day (Also Whiny Baby German Elton John)
Oh yeah, Man City can also clinch their foregone conclusion Premiership title with a home Manchester Derby win (which would be pretty fookin’ sweet…
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An “English” Derby + Barça-Roma: Champions Elite Eight (1st Leg) Open Thread
My friend Balls of Steel and Fury, Esq. notoriously scoffs at English teams making the Champions League knockout stages. I can do without English…