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How Are We Doing? Saturday Morning Footy Open Thread
Teh Hippo asked me to fill in this weekend as he is driving to the Great White North. Considering he’s from North Carolina, that…
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Summer of Soccer 2024
This summer is going to be a very special summer. We have not just one, not just two, not just three, but FOUR major…
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Schadenfreude Footy Nirvana Open Thread
I just have no idea how anything could be more magical than waking up from Thursday’s nap to Redshite nil – Lesser Falacons 3. No,…
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Chasing Glory (Holes?) Saturday Open Thread
Down the stretch they come, like they say in horsey racing. Or maybe I am thinking of the Houston 500?? Anyway, all three Title…
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Saturday Preliminaries Thread
Everton have been playing dreadful footy since the calendar flipped to 2024, but hey – at least I caught wind of another beautiful woman…
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Marching On With Lesser Footy
I keep forgetting to draft these until I am so deep into #FridayBrain that I can’t really formulate coherent thoughts. That’s ok, footy has…
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February’s Last Saturday – Open Thread
There is footy, though no early-birder. But a reasonably full day, given that the schedule gets fuckety for the Cursed Caribou Cup tomorrow (hopefully…
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Pre-Owl Footy Thread
I have literally fuckall to say, but feel free to post here. I posted Hot Bayern Girl because she must be sad today. The…
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Half-Arsed Saturday Thread
You know how some weeks, you wonder if it would be even theoretically possible to give less of a shit? That is Hippo today. …
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Premiership and Afrika – Togetherness Saturday
There being no NFL whatsoever, a man is grateful for a full EPL slate, along with the conclusion of the Afrikan Euros’ Flacco Eight. …
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