Everyone on the Internet is wrong: A Balls Wild Card Preview

As you already know,  we have four games this weekend. That much there is no argument about.  As to who will win,  that's where we get into a bit of a gray area.  How gray? Despair not,  dear friends, as I'm here to dispel Wild Card myths.  I'm also here to

TGISF…aka “I Couldn’t Think of a Good Theme This Week, So…..Keira Knightley and ASS HERPES” Sexy Friday Open Thread

**Disclaimer....I am not saying Keira Knightley has ASS HERPES.  As far as I know, she most definitely does not....(please do not sue DTZM) But it was pointed out to me while in Vegas last weekend, though in a subtle fashion admittedly (I'm looking at you Rikki Tikki Deadly and Rev Mayhem),

Meanwhile, at the Luxor

INTERIOR, LUXOR CASINO & HOTEL - MAIN STAGE [A large audience sits in their seats and murmurs in anticipation of the premiere of Las Vegas' most talked about new show. After a few moments, the lights shut off, and the stage begins to fill with smoke.] ANNOUNCER: Welcome, everyone, to the Luxor

TGISF…aka “LIVE FROM VEGAS!!!!” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Well, maybe "LIVE from Vegas" is an overstatement, as this is mostly being written while I'm still on normal standard time....errrrr eastern standard time.  But regardless of being pre-written, by the time this post goes up on Friday evening, I and at least a few of our other imaginary peeps

Your “Ugh – Talk To My Family?!” Tuesday Open Thread

NFL Tidbits: Fletcher Cox & the Eagles agreed to a 6-year, $103 million extension. Unrelated, Von Miller stares at his 50 Ring and licks his lips. Run-DMC had elbow surgery after "an accident in his home" and will be out a couple of months at least. Whether he ever sees the

CrimeBeat!: Who Took My Slippers!

It's our second edition of CrimeBeat!, the Local Ace Award Winning series. It's been a relatively quiet week in terms of bad behavior by current NFL players, which is somewhat shocking given that St. Valentine's Day is often a particularly troublesome night on the domestic front. Former NFL players are getting

El Contador escoje el ganador del Super Bowl

Hello!  I'm Cyrill Figgis, otherwise known as El Contador. So, Ms. Archer told me (more like directed) me to write up a Super Bowl preview.  I didn't really want to because I don't really follow sports, but she sorta forced me to... /shudders Anyhoo, even though the Vegas Police Department thinks I've been

DFO’s Pro Bowl Gambling Spectacular! Part I

Since betting on the Pro Bowl is the most insanely stupid thing anyone can do, you bet your sweet ass that we are all over it!  The teams for the Pro Bowl will be "drafted" on Wednesday and the odds and prop bets will be out shortly thereafter.  In the

A Friendly Wager

Operator: Charlottesville Telephone Operator Extension 035115, how may I direct your call?....I see, yes sir, one moment please....(Phone Clicks)...Alright, you are connected to the video conference line to the Governor's Office. Governor Doug Doucey (R-AZ): Pat? You there? This thing working Pat? Dang interns setting these things up. I have no idea how in the