![[DOOR FLIES OPEN]](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DFO-MC-Patch.png)
Category: Game Preview
#feverdream (195) *Not A* Sponsored Post (625) AFL Beat (272) A Selection Of (357) Assholes (373) Bastards (249) Bye Week Updates (134) CFL Beat (272) Commentist Participation (315) DFOing Good (5094) DFO radio (184) Entertainment (352) Erotic Friend Fiction (165) Extra Nerdy (326) Fantasy Football (172) Fuck You America (899) futbol (504) Gambling (344) Game Preview (538) horror (175) Insane Shit (1186) Lesser Sports (1072) Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them (466) Life as We Know It (1058) NFL News (819) NotKontent (260) Offseason Events (580) Offseason stories (223) OH WE GON DRANK (2922) Open Threads (4253) Other (222) Preseason Football Sucks (110) Quotables (243) Recipes (695) Reflections (774) scotch (936) Sexy Friday (510) STORNG TAEK!!1! (318) Sunday Gravy (243) Team Previews (300) TV (114) Uncategorized (245) Updates (118) Who Cares About My Opinion (552) Wumbo Wednesday (175)
-
27 November Nighty-Night JV Thread
Things Hippo learned today: I jinxed Beep Beep! and feel bad about it. When deliberating “nap or power through” – always choose nap (high-fives…
-
Holiday Weekend Becomes Regular Weekend Lesser Footy and JV Stuff
Anyone else come to the title’s realization, and get pre-depressed? Just me, then. And Everton hasn’t even lost (again) yet. We start early with…
-
2021 Afrikan-American Friday Mini-Hippo Thoughts (and JV Preview)
Congratulations on surviving another gluttinous holiday. We will speak softly out of respect for the massively hungover. The Shield paired the traditional No-Fuck Lions…
-
Raiders! Non-Gendered Cowpersons! Thanksgiving “Lucky Pierre” Fixture Thread
Raiders of the Infinite Sadeness (+7.5) at Non-Gendered Cowpersons (4:30, CBS) Hey, do you know a stripper, I mean entertainer who likes FITBAW? 9 times…
-
Thanksgiving 2021 First Game Open Thread
In a happy coincidence that is in no way ironic or predictive, in the middle of the Great Depression in the year 1934, the…
-
13 November JV Only Thread the Latter
YES, I am indeed super-duper nervous about my Wolven Sort’s match with Wake Forest. Thanks for asking! Texas A&M (-2.5) at Ole Miss (7:00,…
-
13 November JV Only Thread the Early
Oy, I hope you didn’t wake up early and console yourself with “hey, at least there will be Lesser Footy to keep me company.” …
-
Hippo Hates All The Things (JV Night/Open Thread)
Yes, I jink bet $40 at +475, but the unspeakable early game still pisses me off. Typing this just before NC State starts pissing…
-
Time To Get Away – 6 November 2021 Lesser Goodness
Look, I have given up on human society. It just gets worse by the day. Retreat into the only consistently (well, mostly consistent) good…
-
All Hallows Eve Eve Open Thread
FUCK, do I ever hate Halloween. I know, I know. But Hippo, you hate EVERYTHING. Larnin’ of the day: Lookit you, Sparty! Have that Sparty…