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Holy C*ckweasels, We Actually Have Football! Tuesday Open Thread
Well well well. Looks like another year of foul deeds and grotesque habits have slid under Santa’s radar, because we’ve gotten an early Christmas…
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2021 Balls’ Bowl Breview: The Second Week
So, the Bowl matchups for what King Hippo affectionately calls JV Footy came out and I was perusing them and had some thoughts. Ergo…
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First Covid-delayed game Open Thread
Today there’s BONUS football! It’s the Cleveland Browns visiting the Las Vegas Raiders at the Al Davis Memorial Mausoleum! With Jim Harbaugh shitting the…
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2021 Balls’ Bowl Breview – The First Week.
So, the Bowl matchups for what King Hippo affectionately calls JV Footy came out and I was perusing them and had some thoughts. Ergo…
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The 2021 Balls’ Bowl Breview! – The First Weekend
I like alliteration, alright? Assonance also. So, the Bowl matchups for what King Hippo affectionately calls JV Footy came out last Sunday and I…
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ALL HAIL Northern Illinois! JV Shempionship Evening Thread
Oh my cats. They really, really did it! Northern Illinois’ 700 pound coach and his JV charges redeemed their only single-digit MAC loss (they…
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JV Shempionship Day! and Other Lesser Matters
Yes, I will still half-assedly talk of teh futbol. But we have some mouthwatering title matches, with $7,000 in September Prop Bet Possibilities for…
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27 November Nighty-Night JV Thread
Things Hippo learned today: I jinxed Beep Beep! and feel bad about it. When deliberating “nap or power through” – always choose nap (high-fives…
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Holiday Weekend Becomes Regular Weekend Lesser Footy and JV Stuff
Anyone else come to the title’s realization, and get pre-depressed? Just me, then. And Everton hasn’t even lost (again) yet. We start early with…
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2021 Afrikan-American Friday Mini-Hippo Thoughts (and JV Preview)
Congratulations on surviving another gluttinous holiday. We will speak softly out of respect for the massively hungover. The Shield paired the traditional No-Fuck Lions…